React | US Elite Clan

[darklum3n]

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Staying on topic with the thread

 

[Quisey21]

swagswaglikequisey

 

[africanswallow]

Staying on topic with the thread

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going? Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking-bird. We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball... Eh, why didn't you get something useful, like storm windows, or a nice pipe organ? I'm thirsty! Ew, what smells like mustard? There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh, look at that one. Ow, my glaucoma just got worse. The president is a Democrat! Hello? I can't unbuckle my seat belt. Hello? There are too many leaves in your walkway...
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

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[Quisey21]

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going? Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking-bird. We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball... Eh, why didn't you get something useful, like storm windows, or a nice pipe organ? I'm thirsty! Ew, what smells like mustard? There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh, look at that one. Ow, my glaucoma just got worse. The president is a Democrat! Hello? I can't unbuckle my seat belt. Hello? There are too many leaves in your walkway...
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

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too long, didnt read

 

[Quisey21]

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around

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only part i read

 

[darklum3n]

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going? Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking-bird. We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball... Eh, why didn't you get something useful, like storm windows, or a nice pipe organ? I'm thirsty! Ew, what smells like mustard? There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh, look at that one. Ow, my glaucoma just got worse. The president is a Democrat! Hello? I can't unbuckle my seat belt. Hello? There are too many leaves in your walkway...
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

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Why did i read thAt? What was the point in that? The worlds jacked up. Maybe i should kill myself. *sobs*...
*WAPOWZA!!!* (sound of getting puched by 'merica")

 

[stealthjet45]

Why did i read thAt? What was the point in that? The worlds jacked up. Maybe i should kill myself. *sobs*...
*WAPOWZA!!!* (sound of getting puched by 'merica")

I farted and it smells like chicken pot pie. 50 cents per sniff please.

 

[africanswallow]

Why did i read thAt? What was the point in that? The worlds jacked up. Maybe i should kill myself. *sobs*...
*WAPOWZA!!!* (sound of getting puched by 'merica")

Its called Swag

 

[420YOLOBLAZENIT]

Minecraft IGN: 420YoloBlazenIt
Age: 15
Wins: 41
Donor: Diamond
Do you have Skype or TS: Yes.
Skype name: You have it
Timezone: EST
PvP strengths: Swords
PvP weaknesses: Anything besides swords.
Past Clans: TheSaints and ThePast
Why do you want the honor of being in React: It's not an honor.

 

[Skul_Reaper]

Minecraft IGN: Scotty_Rockz

Age: 13

Wins: 590

Donor: iron

Meet all requirements?: Yes

Skype name: HashTagTeamSlimeTimeCreator

Timezone: Pacific

PvP strengths: FNS ROD MEELeE

PvP weaknesses: Bow

Past Clans: Divine

Why would you like to be part of React?: Great clan with great potential and great players

 

[darklum3n]

I like the style change. The colors are dull but it looks good. (Shouldve used hot pink)

Edit: alright i made my changes. I'm the only leader >.< and i don't care if you have fun we a family we fight to the death! I only care if we win!

 

[africanswallow]

I cri evertim