Your very best jokes

[zorrodc]

Hello MCSG community!​

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(EDIT: As no one is making real jokes just post something funny and laugh. It can be a picture/GIF ect.)​

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I was just perusing through the off-topic discussions and thought "Hey, I like jokes and don't know many"​

So!​

What are your very favorite and hilarious jokes that you would like to share to all of us?
Please try to keep it clean of course, and let's try to make these appropriate for all of our forum-ers

If you want to post a dirty/more adult joke (Please still within reason) You MUST post at the top of your post:​

This joke contains adult content!​

I'll start!
(Sorry in advance I'm a bit of a nerd)

#1
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner! (Har har)

#2
So Argon walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Get out of here! We don't serve Noble Gasses!"
And Argon...
Doesn't react.

#3
So this atom runs up to his atom buddy and goes "Dude! I lost an electron!"
And the other atom says "Are you sure??"
And he goes "Yeah, I'm positive!"

#4
And lastly, my personal favorite:
So there's these two muffins in an over and one goes
"Man, is it hot in here or what?"
And the other replies
"Holy bejeesus a talking muffin!"

So yeah those are my awfully horrible jokes.​

I'm sure you guys have much more to offer, so post them below!​

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[Spike11]

Jokes?
Your life

 

[zorrodc]

Jokes?
Your life

Oh hur hur hur you're hilarious

 

[BritishShoop]

Jokes?
Your life

Ouch...
Das not cool Spike ;-;
Jk <3
Well, that is if you were just joking around...

 

[inconceivable81]

No one, I repeat, NO ONE is to speak English in the world!

 

[Ultraviolence]

trying to join a server on the hive

 

[Spike11]

Ouch...
Das not cool Spike ;-;
Jk <3
Well, that is if you were just joking around...

Wasn't for you <3

Oh hur hur hur you're hilarious

You raised me to well

 

[Drybear1998]

"Can Februari March?" "No, but April May"

 

[RC_4777]

Most of my best jokes are situational. Timing is key. But look up chicken nugger.

 

[The Arena Master]

Jokes?
Your life

That wasn't very nice -_-

 

[Spike11]

That wasn't very nice -_-

Wasn't for you, it was for my good friend zorrodc who made me die

 

[Sasher]

There used to be this old joke thread where I posted my good joke, but then I got a warning for it being "too innapropriate", so I got nuthin.