well get jeep back oneday.

[kingrecon]

Ok guy i have been play a lot of dayz recently that reason why im not on ever
mark is teaching me how learning grammer works so ill be a little better now
ok so fun story is happen now
Little of you proably know I am leader of dayz medics clan
I have having medic base in tulga and me and mark are adventure looking for babewire
Me and mark are have come back to find that jeep is gone
wtf why someone is take our jeep we had 2 afks in ther and gerenades
Me and mark are look for our jeep around the citys around.
We know how 2 identify OUR jep becasue the left windows are blown out
we are tired of look
me mark are giv up and just log out

next day,,,

We are on and go on walk look for new car
me and mark walk into stary sobor
I think I am see someone parked out side market
notice jeep park in caring lot
it s my mission to stealh kill him
I am about to go in but then mark is stopping me
"wait you cant go in like that!"
"how else'?
"take off cloths, if you are needing running you well be more areodynamic"
mark is a genuis
I strip and am give mark my cloths and slowly creep into super market
but naked
I see the guy though self crack and see he has gun
I have nothin
for the areodynamic, you see.
mrk is just watching from distance incase thing goes bad,
I slowly wlk around him and reach into his pack.
so much epic loots.
I have to take him out.
grab can of beans from pack
eat some
I was hungry
he heard me noming.
ohpoop.
he turn to me and I am running quick
he is shoot me with big gun
i am running out door when he is shoot me in leg
I am faceplanted
I try to crawl for life
I close eye know what about happen. he about to execute
I hear a struggle. slashing and grunting of ppl
i trun round to seeing mark is fighting him!
mark toke his cloths of too for dynamics
he is wrastling with him
perfect,
I am try to help by throwing dirty at him but I cant do much,
after a while mark is win
after mark is heal me and we having guys stuffs and back back we go into parking lot
the car has goned
someon stole it when we were in supermarket


why,..
why..

I miss jeep.

mioght be posting here more btw, cause not playing much mc

 

[darkai202]

yolo

 

[Carz]

I love you.

 

[RathaYatra]

Yeah same

 

[DJ Kitty]

dat jeep doe

 

[Ordies]

I used to play DayZ, I got instantly global banned when I started to play it non-pirated...
I've been sad for years now, because of that.
Also, the bad grammar makes this more entertaining.

 

[FanBouyant]

poor jeep D;

 

[BaronHarry]

I crei everyteim.

 

[MNGLOGANp]

jeep4lyfe

 

[kaiomann]

"took cloth of because aerodynamics"
You Sir, have just won the internet (once again)!

 

[RC_4777]

New favorite Recon phrases:
I am faceplanted
Me and mark are adventure looking for babewire

 

[Gamer101luke]

Your threads are the best