Translation to real life

[Silverrock]

so I was getting lunch the other day like usual (always eat the same kind of sandwich) and as i went to grab a sandwich i noticed that the guy in front of me had picked up the last one. normally i would die a little inside and go on with my life by eating a different kind of sandwich but i got this strange unusual urge to attack the guy for the sandwich. my conclusion is related to the consistent playing of the minecraft survival games.

 

[OMGjustin]

In real life I...

• I have the urge to bunnyhop everywhere (biggest concern is down stairs, where I'll likely break my neck)

• Every stick I see on the ground flashes images of the crafting table interface in my mind.
• I look at peoples backpacks and wonder what is in their inventory
• Every time it thunders/lightnings I think a tribute just died.