1. James Rodriguez (did amazing for Colombia; top goalscorer of 2014 world cup; we share a country)
2. Lionel Messi (might be the greatest footballer of all time)
3. Cristiano Ronaldo (a machine; all muscle; goes toe to toe with Messi in stats)
4. Neymar da Silva Santos JR (my avatar; amazing player in the Brazilian league and has scored lots for Barcelona recently)
5. Hard to say, either Falcao, Luis Suarez, Mascherano, or Sergio Aguero