My whole Idea in this thread was a complete joke, have you guys ever heard of being sarcastic? I knew it would tick some of you off, your replies were hilarious. A+ for some responses.
Well it really didn't seem like it does it.
Alright, guide to joking in text.
First off you need to be really obvious if your going to address a large amount of people that might not understand any inside jokes you have!!111111111!!!1!!!
Be unprofessional, if your joking, why spend time on it to make it perfect, imperfect jokes don't make it any worse (false info and such), it's supposed to be funny, and that's it.
Use expression, this is your best friend when joking, as much as you can put it in, it will make people laugh, be it memes, gifs (NOT JIFS), this will help in the unprofessional department.
Seriously, it's already tough enough to see if someone is being sarcastic or not on, tougher on the internet.