Used to do a bit of soccer, I won an Xbox360 in a soccer camp....
an Xbox 360 McDonalds toy, that is.. THEY MISLED ME AND I WON AND THEN WHEN I GOT THE PRIZE AND THEN I GOT CHASED AROUND CAMP BY LIKE 10 GIRLS WHO WANTED TO PLAY WITH IT AND I HAD TO CLIMB A TREE WHILE MY SISTER WAS LAUGHING HER HEAD OFF AND I WAS MAD. CUZ I WAS LIKE 9 YEARS OLD. AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS LIKE 15. (Hawt girls doe) BUT I ALSO GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A SOCCER BALL AND THEN MY EAR WAS BLEEDING.
I also was the official goalie for my elementary school back in Canada
in Hockey. (Well, during Recess.. :/)
The #1 shooter on the other team was coming for me, and it was my first time going against him cuz normally he played in a different area, and he was trying to shoot the puck past me, and I blocked it - But it hit my thigh and hurt like HEEEECCKKK cuz we didn't wear pads back in grade 3 :c and later he kept trying to get it past me, and it hit me once in the neck and one in the face and once in the chest, but I BLOCKED THEM ALL! LIKE A FAT COW!
Also played tennis for a while, I was good at that but eventually it got too hot in Florida for it. :c outdoor tennis was hawt as the sun.
I was in the Chess club, but got kicked out from it for suspected cheating... I was really just memorizing what the opponent did whenever they were against someone else
I played Football like 5 times total, one of them was with cubscouts. I won MVP in that match, cuz I knocked over like 20 people, and literally jumped over one person to get a touchdown.
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON BASKETBALL. OMG. THAT SPORT.
I'm a really skinny kid and was never really strong, so I couldn't really throw the ball too well.
Now I'm homeschooled, but I can lift really heavy things super easily (I've been lifting a lotta furniture and whatnot) BUT IM HOMESCHOOLED SO I CANT SHOVE IT IN THEIR FACES.
Moral of the story: Cows hate sports.