Science Jokes

[Aipom]

Here is a place for your best jokes about things like science, engineering, brewing meth, anything of the sort.

Here is mine: 3 engineers walk into a bar, the electrical engineer bought a round of shots for the 3 of them and proposed a toast, a toast to the fact that God was also an electrical engineer. The structural engineer's response to this was "Well, why is that?" The electrical engineer replied "Look at the nervous system, it is full of electrons. God was no doubt an electrical engineer."The structural engineer retaliated with "Look at the way the bones are put together, God was a structural engineer for sure." The two continued the argument when the third engineer cut in, he said "God was a civil engineer." The two laughed and laughed and asked him why that would be, his response was "Well, who else would put a sewer system in a area for leisure."

 

[Deathbymayo]

2 guys walk into a restaurant. The 1st one orders h20 and receives his drink. The 2nd one says "i'll have some h20 too." And then he drinks it and dies.

 

[Mamiamato24]

Can we just take all of these bad science jokes and barium?

 

[Deathbymayo]

Can we just take all of these bad science jokes and barium?

Uganda be kiddin me...wait wut?

 

[ulthar]

Yo mamma's so fat
We're all really concerned about her health

 

[billyguy1]

I would say a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

 

[electromeerkat]

I would say a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

gawd damn it billy i was about to put that -.-. so i guess mine will have to be:

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel

 

[Spo15]

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[MetagrossVSwablu]