Punny Jokes Thread

[shoottomaim]

Got any punny jokes to share with the MCSG community? Post 'em here!
Each week, the most-liked post will be recognized in this post. Good luck!
Remember, you can't copy someone elses' joke or you will be disqualified . You are allowed to post 1 entry per week. Anyone who posts more than 1 entry a week will be disqualified.

This Week's Winner:​

TBA​

 

[shoottomaim]

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me.

 

[fatmannumbah8]

I'm a narwhal and I'm fat.