Portable Miner9823s!

[Danny]

From the creator of the Portable BitoBain, I present to you... THE PORTABLE MINER9823

BUT WAIT, SAVE YOUR GASPS FOR THE END!

WE HAVE MANY-MANY VERSIONS OF THE PORTABLE MINER9823
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Dora Miner!:

Spongebob Miner!:

Red Miner!:

Blue Miner!:

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So you are asking what the Portable Miner9823 does, eh?

-Makes amazing posts!

-Tells the temperature(fergooglie or celsius).

-Has amazing grammar!

-Has a very large vocabulary

-He will mine your ores and coal, for free!
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YOU ASK WHAT THE COST IS YOU SAY?!%?!%?!

If you pay $9001.69, you can get 1 whole 24th of the Portable Miner9823!

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BUT WAIT.... IF YOU CALL 420-069-1337, YOU CAN GET THE PORTABLE MINER9823 FREE!

BUT WAIT.... IF YOU CALL THE NUMBER RIGHT NOW YOU CAN GET 2 PORTABLE MINER9823s FOR THE PRICE OF 16!!!!!

BUT WAIT.... IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN GET THE PORTABLE MINER9823 WRISTBAND!

BUT WAIT.... IF YOU CALL EXTREMELY FAST RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN GET 42 PORTABLE MINER9823s, THE PORTABLE MINER9823 WRISTBAND, THE PORTABLE MINER9823 WATCH, THE PORTABLE MINER9823 TV, THE PORTABLE MINER9823 PAINTING, THE PORTABLE MINER9823 COMPUTER, THE PORTABLE MINER9823 CURRENCY. ALL FOR FREE!

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You're too slow, these deals are over


GET YOUR PORTABLE MINER9823 NOW BY CALLING 420-069-1337!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DatPikachu]

Noice, when is the portable DatPikachu gonna come out?

 

[Zinc // Akash754]

cool

 

[Danny]

Noice, when is the portable DatPikachu gonna come out?

Probably soon.

 

[Fireized]

Still not as good as the original

 

[Turtle]

Trying 2 start a band wagon. Well, you may very well succeed

 

[Danny]

Trying 2 start a band wagon. Well, you may very well succeed

The prices are on point aswell

 

[Miner9823]

I woke up getting ready for school just then seeing this, causing me to roll on the floor laughing for a straight two minutes. :'3
This is amazing, I'm taking the dora one.

 

[DynamicUs]

Dora for me too.

 

[Pearlyyy]

I'm buying all before they run out of stock!

 

[benji_r]

I'd like to wait for the portable miner9823 S version to come out

 

[Harris|DareDevilMan1]

Spongebob rules