Danny
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From the creator of the Portable Miner9823 and the Portable BitoBain, I present to you the........
PORTABLE DATPIKACHU!
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WE HAVE MANY, MANY DESIGNS OF THE PORTABLE DATPIKACHU
WICKED #1:
EXTRODINARY #2:
MUSTACHE #3
SUPER ULTRA #4:
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WAT!!!! THE PORTABLE DATPIKACHU DOES STUFF TOO?!%?%!%?
YES IT DOES!
-It shoots lightning bolts at trainers trying to duel you!
-Provides cheats for all Pokemon games!
-Portable DatPikachus can also access the forums and gives you amazing well-written posts
-Provides amazingly warm hugs! *hugs*
-Instant, not even off by a second alarm clock *BEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
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OMG NOT WILLING TO BUY YET, HERE'S OUR AMAZING PRICE!:
If you pay 9001 easy payments of 1337£, you can get 1 whole 69th of the Portable DatPikachu!
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[FONT=arial, sans-serif]STILL NOT CONVINCED? HERE ARE SOME AMAZING DEAL...
BUT WAIT, IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN GET 2 PORTABLE DATPIKACHUS FOR THE PRICE OF 4!!!!!!!!!
BUT WAIT, IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT .1 SECONDS, YOU CAN GET 99 PORTABLE DATPIKACHUS
BUT WAIT, IF YOU CALL 069-690-1337 RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN GET THE PORTABLE DATPIKACHU WATCH, PORTABLE DATPIKACHU POKEMON CASE AND THE PORTABLE DATPIKACHU WATCH, PORTABLE DATPIKACHU CURRENCY, PORTABLE DATPIKACHU WALLET, PORTABLE DATPIKACHU PORTABLE DATPIKACHU CASE AND PORTABLE DATPIKACHU WATCH!!!
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Oh... you're really slow at this..
BUY YOUR PORTABLE DATPIKACHU NOW!!![/FONT]
PORTABLE DATPIKACHU!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WE HAVE MANY, MANY DESIGNS OF THE PORTABLE DATPIKACHU
WICKED #1:
EXTRODINARY #2:
MUSTACHE #3
SUPER ULTRA #4:
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WAT!!!! THE PORTABLE DATPIKACHU DOES STUFF TOO?!%?%!%?
YES IT DOES!
-It shoots lightning bolts at trainers trying to duel you!
-Provides cheats for all Pokemon games!
-Portable DatPikachus can also access the forums and gives you amazing well-written posts
-Provides amazingly warm hugs! *hugs*
-Instant, not even off by a second alarm clock *BEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
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OMG NOT WILLING TO BUY YET, HERE'S OUR AMAZING PRICE!:
If you pay 9001 easy payments of 1337£, you can get 1 whole 69th of the Portable DatPikachu!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[FONT=arial, sans-serif]STILL NOT CONVINCED? HERE ARE SOME AMAZING DEAL...
BUT WAIT, IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN GET 2 PORTABLE DATPIKACHUS FOR THE PRICE OF 4!!!!!!!!!
BUT WAIT, IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT .1 SECONDS, YOU CAN GET 99 PORTABLE DATPIKACHUS
BUT WAIT, IF YOU CALL 069-690-1337 RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN GET THE PORTABLE DATPIKACHU WATCH, PORTABLE DATPIKACHU POKEMON CASE AND THE PORTABLE DATPIKACHU WATCH, PORTABLE DATPIKACHU CURRENCY, PORTABLE DATPIKACHU WALLET, PORTABLE DATPIKACHU PORTABLE DATPIKACHU CASE AND PORTABLE DATPIKACHU WATCH!!!
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Oh... you're really slow at this..
BUY YOUR PORTABLE DATPIKACHU NOW!!![/FONT]