Maskii
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Maskii and MotherHasky
=-=-=-CHAPTER 1-=-=-=
So, after din dins, my mother (who, along with my father, disowned me yesterday)
was getting changed, into prot XXI emerald mixed diamond armor. I knew it was my time to strike.
I charged, me, my wooden axe with efficiency II, and my full leather with a half broken gold helmet,
charged. I realized by her demonic face, it was something to regret, but if I brought down this kingpin,
the 'Los Haskiewicz' drug cartel would crumble, so I sacrificed my last stores of will and hope for this battle.
She turned, Sharpness X diamond sword swinging at me, I slide, (like in black ops) narrowly evading the
spine-chilling monster, named 'Pussy Slayer'. Mother Hasky is stunned, she pivots and leaps towards me,
landing directly in the path of my sweet and sour Flint and Sweetcorn, the fight is on, and she knows it now,
that this is a REAL fight....
=-=-=-CHAPTER 2-=-=-=
I run and gapple, she doesn't dare waste a golden apple on such a fiend like me. I sprint with grace,
with passion. Giving MotherHasky a cheeky 420 wooden axe quick scope, which knocks her to her feet.
I strafe, jitter click and use every technique in the Maskii Book Of Pro PVP, but alas, she is still 7HP.
I am worried now, it's all over.....
....But no
=-=-=-CHAPTER 3-=-=-=
My reunited comrades arrive, it's my old pal Huahwi, equipped with nothing less than full iron, I have faith in him, especially as he has brought his brother, Biboy, and Forcehacks. I know we've got this....
Wait, what?
Oh look, it's umm what's his name, JamesDB89? Or something like that...
Anyway, they all charge, but like in Agar.io, the weakest runs fastest, so Jamie or whatever he's called, runs straight to his death, as he is one sweet hit.
Then I put on his mouldy gold armor, as it's an upgrade nevertheless, and we skilfully dodge the vicious attacks from MotherHasky.
NOOOO!!!
Forcehacks gets hit, and is left with 2HP...
DAMN!!! x x x
He died from fall damage, we have no time to engage in armour hassles, so Huahwi, QG and I all charge, and MotherHasky screams out
"spadajcie!! Wy jesteście tylko noob teamerzy!!"
Which in English means,
"Piss off guys! You're just noob teamers!!"
But she forgot to eat, so we know she will soon fall to our powers
=-=-=-CHAPTER 4: Finale-=-=-=
Now hot on her tail, boosting each other with our rods, we have slowly lowered her health, and she is now at 4HP.
We know this map like the palms of our hands, and she has not played this map all too often, which is a huge advantage...
She runs into a dead end, but still, she fights, Huahwi enters battle first, trading combos, he cried out,
"IM LOW!! CHING CHONG 230K Subs!!!"
just as Biboy enters the PVP action. I arrive last because I was the Pheonix booster, and Huahwi runs to me and shouts,
"KILL ME CHING XAO CHONG, GET THE POINTS!!!!"
I do not even hesitate, as I swing with my poopaxe, and what I see next, bewilders me,
534,945
points, are dropped by Huahwi...
"HELP!!!" Shrieks QG,
I pace it towards the fight, but unable to save Biboy, I come in and rek MotherHasky,
with a triple roundhouse 840 hardcore superclocked - oversped F5 Quintillion hit....
I hear a clap of thunder...
And I hear MotherHasky slam her desk in the adjacent room.
People leave their homes, applauding me, and all I hear, behind the faded celebrations, is the famous phrase, that will stick with me forever....
It's all ogre now....
Shoutout to:
Huahwi!
BiboyQG!
ForceHacks!
TheJamBD!
JackD88!
Maskii!
AyHombre!
Chatty!
MotherMaskii!
=-=-=-CHAPTER 1-=-=-=
So, after din dins, my mother (who, along with my father, disowned me yesterday)
was getting changed, into prot XXI emerald mixed diamond armor. I knew it was my time to strike.
I charged, me, my wooden axe with efficiency II, and my full leather with a half broken gold helmet,
charged. I realized by her demonic face, it was something to regret, but if I brought down this kingpin,
the 'Los Haskiewicz' drug cartel would crumble, so I sacrificed my last stores of will and hope for this battle.
She turned, Sharpness X diamond sword swinging at me, I slide, (like in black ops) narrowly evading the
spine-chilling monster, named 'Pussy Slayer'. Mother Hasky is stunned, she pivots and leaps towards me,
landing directly in the path of my sweet and sour Flint and Sweetcorn, the fight is on, and she knows it now,
that this is a REAL fight....
=-=-=-CHAPTER 2-=-=-=
I run and gapple, she doesn't dare waste a golden apple on such a fiend like me. I sprint with grace,
with passion. Giving MotherHasky a cheeky 420 wooden axe quick scope, which knocks her to her feet.
I strafe, jitter click and use every technique in the Maskii Book Of Pro PVP, but alas, she is still 7HP.
I am worried now, it's all over.....
....But no
=-=-=-CHAPTER 3-=-=-=
My reunited comrades arrive, it's my old pal Huahwi, equipped with nothing less than full iron, I have faith in him, especially as he has brought his brother, Biboy, and Forcehacks. I know we've got this....
Wait, what?
Oh look, it's umm what's his name, JamesDB89? Or something like that...
Anyway, they all charge, but like in Agar.io, the weakest runs fastest, so Jamie or whatever he's called, runs straight to his death, as he is one sweet hit.
Then I put on his mouldy gold armor, as it's an upgrade nevertheless, and we skilfully dodge the vicious attacks from MotherHasky.
NOOOO!!!
Forcehacks gets hit, and is left with 2HP...
DAMN!!! x x x
He died from fall damage, we have no time to engage in armour hassles, so Huahwi, QG and I all charge, and MotherHasky screams out
"spadajcie!! Wy jesteście tylko noob teamerzy!!"
Which in English means,
"Piss off guys! You're just noob teamers!!"
But she forgot to eat, so we know she will soon fall to our powers
=-=-=-CHAPTER 4: Finale-=-=-=
Now hot on her tail, boosting each other with our rods, we have slowly lowered her health, and she is now at 4HP.
We know this map like the palms of our hands, and she has not played this map all too often, which is a huge advantage...
She runs into a dead end, but still, she fights, Huahwi enters battle first, trading combos, he cried out,
"IM LOW!! CHING CHONG 230K Subs!!!"
just as Biboy enters the PVP action. I arrive last because I was the Pheonix booster, and Huahwi runs to me and shouts,
"KILL ME CHING XAO CHONG, GET THE POINTS!!!!"
I do not even hesitate, as I swing with my poopaxe, and what I see next, bewilders me,
534,945
points, are dropped by Huahwi...
"HELP!!!" Shrieks QG,
I pace it towards the fight, but unable to save Biboy, I come in and rek MotherHasky,
with a triple roundhouse 840 hardcore superclocked - oversped F5 Quintillion hit....
I hear a clap of thunder...
And I hear MotherHasky slam her desk in the adjacent room.
People leave their homes, applauding me, and all I hear, behind the faded celebrations, is the famous phrase, that will stick with me forever....
It's all ogre now....
Shoutout to:
Huahwi!
BiboyQG!
ForceHacks!
TheJamBD!
JackD88!
Maskii!
AyHombre!
Chatty!
MotherMaskii!
