AppleCiider
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If your age is 12 or under you shouldn't be here because it's about get sexual up in here.
1. Pick a girl to have a crush on.
To choose the right girl make sure that you wouldn't be bored hanging out with her because if so your relationship will sink like the titanic.
2. Ask the bae out
Try to talk with the deepest most manly type voice and always keep eye contact. If you feel like your going to fall over try to cling to the nearest wall or pole and remain calm.
3. She will say no but don't give up!
Once getting rejected you need to go home and care a lot about the whole situation.
4. Ask out her best friend who has an abnormally big sized nose, rainbow coloured braces with a hint of acne.
This will make your desired girlfriend get jealous and then all you must do is play the waiting game.
5. Treat your decoy girlfriend with respect for exactly 5 weeks 3 days 7 hours 2 minutes and 46 seconds before breaking up.
If you time the breakup right you should look like you were in a good relationship for a while and hopefully your desired girlfriend who is best friends with your now ex will be told by the ex that he treated her well.
6. Round 2 and final round of asking the real bae out!!!!
You will discover that you should not of taken my advice.
Tips and advice to make this run smoother
Don't admit you play minecraft
^^^
1. Pick a girl to have a crush on.
To choose the right girl make sure that you wouldn't be bored hanging out with her because if so your relationship will sink like the titanic.
2. Ask the bae out
Try to talk with the deepest most manly type voice and always keep eye contact. If you feel like your going to fall over try to cling to the nearest wall or pole and remain calm.
3. She will say no but don't give up!
Once getting rejected you need to go home and care a lot about the whole situation.
4. Ask out her best friend who has an abnormally big sized nose, rainbow coloured braces with a hint of acne.
This will make your desired girlfriend get jealous and then all you must do is play the waiting game.
5. Treat your decoy girlfriend with respect for exactly 5 weeks 3 days 7 hours 2 minutes and 46 seconds before breaking up.
If you time the breakup right you should look like you were in a good relationship for a while and hopefully your desired girlfriend who is best friends with your now ex will be told by the ex that he treated her well.
6. Round 2 and final round of asking the real bae out!!!!
You will discover that you should not of taken my advice.
Tips and advice to make this run smoother
Don't admit you play minecraft
^^^
