[Germany 7 - 1 Brazil] What happened?

[Bamber]

Small discussion thread about what happened in this shocking match, Germany wrecks 5-time-champ Brazil 7-1.

Without Neymar or Thiago Silva, many expected Brazil to lose. But by this much? Did anyone really predict that!? Record breaking defeat, and Germany is on its way to the final.


Discuss below plz.

 

[RC_4777]

They got shrekt is what happened

 

[Mamiamato24]

Germany brought some invisible steamrollers, duh.

 

[Lululioness]

brazil is getting bullied on twitter
#ThingsMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup

poor poor Brazil

jk i don't care about football tbh

 

[Nephilim]

I just hope that nothing bad is going to happen in Brazil now that they are out of the world cup.

 

[demonsushi]

Well, wholes in defense to be honest. I have never seen a team full of so many premier league stars be so cheap. However, I was amazed as everyone else. However, all the German fans should be mindful, the Brazilians will not be happy.

Well. Good luck to Brazil in the third place game. I hope they win. Just do the country isn't too disappointed.

 

[TheCornStealer]

GERMANY WAS USING AIMBOT!!!

 

[Damien // Teepwn]

goal ratio was 7:1
7+1=8
100/8=12.5
12.5x7=87.5

90
90=9 hearts

gg 9 brazil

 

[LieutenantIV]

I don't think they had much poise or control in their defence, especially with Silva out due to his stupid foul. Germany came strong, and Brazil had no idea how to retaliate since they were missing two of their great players.

 

[TomahawkGoesChop]

goal ratio was 7:1
7+1=8
100/8=12.5
12.5x7=87.5

90
90=9 hearts

gg 9 brazil

Are the maths you did actually a thing?

 

[Ikanacanyon7]

Once the match ended, Germany said.... "Its all Ogre now..."

Heres what happened!

 

[Damien // Teepwn]

Are the maths you did actually a thing?

Well, I kinda made it up on the spot but I suppose so. I just converted a score into Minecraft hearts if you will. It makes no sense but meh.

To do it, I pretty much just got the total games scored and converted the ratio to percentage form. By doing this, it becomes 87.5%:12.5%. Now, I needed to get this /10 so I divided by 10 and because of the fact you can't have 8.75 hearts in Minecraft, I simply rounded to 9.

gg9