Does this Prove I have no life?

[ulthar]

Okay so I was walking home from the bus from school. Like any normal noob would. So I hear gunshots behind me, don't question, unless you have NO idea what goes on in southern Manhattan. So my first reaction is holy @#$%in SLENDER JESUS im gonna get shot in the head!!!!!!! So I run, and instead of turning around, I tilt my head up and put my finger forward as if Im pressing f5. Nothing happens, can't see behind me. Then I realize, (Insert Very Inapro-pro word here), my keyboard spazzed, Imma die to JESUS HAX Then I snap out of it and realize this is IRL.

So am I obsessed with MC and MCSG?

Just a warning, I'm psycho and also the noobiest narwhal on the planet

 

[Fnnythe3hd]

You're not alone, I once double jumped to fly...

 

[EditingXBL]

this is normal, I saw a bacca in a tree once.

 

[MrEliteReactionzz]

Okay so I was walking home from the bus from school. Like any normal noob would. So I hear gunshots behind me, don't question, unless you have NO idea what goes on in southern Manhattan. So my first reaction is holy @#$%in SLENDER JESUS im gonna get shot in the head!!!!!!! So I run, and instead of turning around, I tilt my head up and put my finger forward as if Im pressing f5. Nothing happens, can't see behind me. Then I realize, (Insert Very Inapro-pro word here), my keyboard spazzed, Imma die to JESUS HAX Then I snap out of it and realize this is IRL.

So am I obsessed with MC and MCSG?

Just a warning, I'm psycho and also the noobiest narwhal on the planet

i live an hour away from u wow

 

[Virtual]

...

I've done this before.

 

[illumina1337]

lol I heard a car coming from behind once and I looked up in the sky to double f5 -.-

 

[FuSioN]

Erm...dafuq?

 

[billyguy1]

At least you didn't get shot.

 

[Claps]

You: OH GOD IF THE GUY SHOOTS ME ILL LOSE LIKE 6 HEARTS AND I DONT HAVE A GOLD APPLE.

 

[WertQuadNine]

One time I got frustrated my eyes couldn't zoom in like I had optifine...

 

[RC_4777]

GG

 

[ShakeSchack]

woah you live in NYC too. omg me too!!!!!!!

One time I got frustrated my eyes couldn't zoom in like I had optifine...

^This happened to me alot when i still had optifine