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[Daalexantor]

Chocolate attack!!!! Dora fights hard, but is too weak, and dies due to chocolate poisoning. Meanwhile, in Hyrule, a little octorock sees a vision of Voldermort destroying the land, and decides to try and become powerful enough to save Hyrule. His first stop is in.....

 

[Boboaluitz]

Farmville, where he begins planting an orchard of orange trees because...

 

[funnybunny]

He sold his ancient doorknob collection and was in depression because it was...

 

[Daalexantor]

.... cursed to drive anyone who owned it to insanity. This insanity, however, allows our Octorock to become evil and use dark magic. He uses it to....

 

[Boboaluitz]

resurrect the masses of dead octoroks from the thousands of Zelda games played in order to...