Come Take A Ride On Southweast Airlines

[Sage9597]

Southweast Airlines
~ 'East? I thought you said weast.'

Only the finest.

The peanuts and crackers fell on the floor but are delicious (3-second rule).

The beverages are warm and distasteful.

Wifi (3 Mbps Download) only $20 for the hour!

Tickets are $500 one-way to the Nether.

Come take a bumpy ride on Southweast Airlines.
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Awesome screenshot mid-air!​

Welcome! I will be your pilot, Sage the Penguin.
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Emergency exits are to your left and to your right.
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I'm am qualified, trust me. I hope you fly with us and have a great flight!​

We do not take responsibility if you suffer from vomiting, upset stomache, internal bleeding, external bleeding, exploding diarrhea, imploding diarrhea, head concussion, toenail fungi, birth defect, intoxication, thoughts of suicide, or if we crash our planes because we are not qualified.

 

[Trevor]

First! c:

 

[NewieLordArbiter]

Penguins can't fly, go home, you're drunk.

 

[Mayra]

I love the pilot outfit. It suits you c:

 

[Yin]

1 important rule! Don't be rude to any of the attendants or staff on the airlines! You will be kicked out.

As you can see, I learned that the hard way...

 

[Sage9597]

Penguins can't fly, go home, you're drunk.

Overqualifed am I. Drunk? Not I'm.

 

[NewieLordArbiter]

Overqualifed am I. Drunk? Not I'm.

Yep, you're drunk.

 

[Mayra]

Penguins can't fly, go home, you're drunk.

Denzel Washington still did a pretty good job in Flight even though he was drunk cx<

 

[NewieLordArbiter]

Denzel Washington still did a pretty good job in Flight even though he was drunk cx<

we are not qualified.

And he's not qualified

 

[Sage9597]

Denzel Washington still did a pretty good job in Flight even though he was drunk cx<

Denzel Washington's the best actor ever, he's so darn cool, he's so darn clever. I think that you're the man and Mike does too, Denzel if you want you can join our crew! ~The Notorious KrispyKreme/FroggyFresh

 

[dq]

Hello, my son @Butterballer suffered from vomiting, upset stomache, internal bleeding, external bleeding, exploding diarrhea, imploding diarrhea, head concussion, toenail fungi, birth defect, intoxication, thoughts of suicide because he was afraid of the plane crashing. He kept saying "They're not qualified.....qualified......qualifi...." PLEASE RESPOND

 

[Sage9597]

Hello, my son @Butterballer suffered from vomiting, upset stomache, internal bleeding, external bleeding, exploding diarrhea, imploding diarrhea, head concussion, toenail fungi, birth defect, intoxication, thoughts of suicide because he was afraid of the plane crashing. He kept saying "They're not qualified.....qualified......qualifi...." PLEASE RESPOND

Sorry sir, we are not responsible as I said. If you would like to talk to the manager, contact Sage the Penguin.