Best Banter that You've Seen on MCGamer

[bob_brickman99]

So, people of MCGamer, I would like to ask you all a question, not sure if this is the right section anyway...

What is an example of the best banter you've seen either on MCGamer, or in the forums. Screenshots if possible, no bad words .

My example right here:
Playing SG, during a game a team of two see me.
Player 1: Hello
Me: hi?
Player 1: ur a noob
Me: am I?
Player 2: yeh lol u suck
Me: ok

(Kills the team of two)

Me: gg, sorry I killed u im still a noob at this game.

#Banter

So, some examples? remember nothing too offensive

 

[Ceroria]

I had some great banter with Voxcile on the forums like 6 months ago, but I can't remember the context ;-;

Also, thread moved to the Community Corner c:

 

[Lubbers]

#mybanter

3 team: u suck
me: o rly?
3 team: come over here
me: (coming)
3 team: oh shiz

(GIVES 3 TEAM THE SMACK)

me: that was soooo hard xD

 

[Feryz]

Here is my banter, its not that good but ok.

Me: *attacks the guy*
(guy is hacking)
Me: *oooh shoot*
(i rod rod rod him for 3 + minutes)
He: noob
Me: Am i?
He: yes
Me: (bowspam him to death)
Me: GG!!!!!!

 

[AztroFX]

Banter:|
Me vs Clan Battle.

Clan #1: That guy is such a randy
Me: Oh really?
Clan #1: Yep
Me: *Runs Away 'till they split*
Clan #1: *Splits*
Me: Kills all the solos than takes on last 2. Am I a randy now?
Clan #1: HACKER HACKER!
Clan #2: Let's go kill that rand *when they have 2 people left*
Me: Kills last 2 and wins the game GG!

 

[le quack]

nick and I

 

[P3num6ra]

Typically, 2 teams call me bad and then they call me a hacker. Funny, actually

 

[Certificate/Accounting]

3 team: ur ez
me: smacks them
And that was my first win I think

 

[Sp00kyD0lphin]

(Player): bru fite me
(Me): kden
(Player): IM HUAWHI SO DONT MESS
(Me): kden
(Player): i AINT JOKING
(Me): i believe u Mr. Huahwi
(Player) Dies too a guy with no armor and sword when he had Full Iron 0;0=
(Me): huahwi u nearly got him ;0

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

8 bac tem
i shoot 1
they swing axes at me
i run
and run
i place a fns get all 8 of them on fire
gave 2 the smack
land on half a heart
gap
run
fns
bowspam
kill 3
run
give the other 2 the smack
win game
G_G

 

[RanterMC]

#RanterIsBanter xD