best joke gets iron donor!!!

[Kezzer]

1 axe says to another "Do you want a cigarette?"

The other says no thanks I'm cutting down

(This an edit as someone got offended by the word "fag" which is a slang word for cigarette. Sorry to whoever got offended.)

 

[Brad99]

A two person survival gang in a server: 1 says "hey, wanna punch trees?" the other says: "why punch trees when you can punch PIGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

 

[_zeX99_]

I bet steve has a dig bick...Nope you read it wrong.

 

[Yoznob]

God:I made an entire world!​

Notch:I made an Endless world!​

God:Well I can make circles!​

Notch: -.-​

 

[MrBobthecool]

3 Men Walked Into An Iron Bar. You'd think the third one would know.

(Inspiration from another joke)
This FAILS XD

You kinda stole mine....anyways here it is. I was thinking of this one a friend told me...A creeper, a skeleton, and a pig all walk into a bar....what did they say? Answer is Ouch

 

[The_Soy_Man]

1 axe says to another "Do you want a fag?"

The other says no thanks I'm cutting down

In America "fag" has another meaning

 

[ThePotatoe]

what did the pig say to the chicken?
nothing pigs and chickens cant talk

 

[The_Soy_Man]

If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, then you'll understand why they call me handsome.

yes I know, its perverted....

Thats not a minecraft joke

 

[Sasher]

Thats not a minecraft joke

Ohhhhhh MINECRAFT joke.........welp I got nothin'

 

[Hystericallify]

What did the Sapling say to the other Sapling?
"Have you watched InTheLittleWood's latest video?"

 

[_zeX99_]

Eggs decided to watch a horror movie.. so they switched to the cooking channel

 

[Hystericallify]

Chickens were supposed to be killed with a weapon, but one man did it with a shovel.