The Rap Battle Thread

[ThisJKid]

I'll run, I'll just steal your bike.
Like a freakin badass, you should ride little tike.
But then I'll make a turn around,
And then I'll troll with a baby all night, I'll see ya' round.

Ew I thought It'd turn out better.

That was bad dude, you're slackin'
Just leave, you'd best get packin'
Make sure your next verse is alright,
Or I guess I'll say goodnight.

 

[AviVulza]

Troll with a baby? Just don't f*ck it
I know you're into that but we aren't one bit
There was a 6 pack of smirnoff in my fridge
bunnies I'm drunk

Let me guess, you're here to hate,
well you can stand in the autograph line and wait
Cause I'm all twerk, I got all day
To spit harsh words in this French maid's face

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

You put the Inappropriate body part on a male in his ear,
That means you're the queer,
I only need 4 lines to make sure that you're done,
I'm running at you bro so I advise you run.

Go to the Sony building and piss in the elevator
Stayin on the d-l, so when you see me later, alligator
Word, his sister febe got cut off from welfare
With explicit text I'll lift a ni*ga in the air

 

[ThisJKid]

Let me guess, you're here to hate,
well you can stand in the autograph line and wait
Cause I'm all twerk, I got all day
To spit harsh words in this French maid's face

Ninga's a legend, 9000 swag,
I've got 9001, don't mean to brag,
You look like Miley when you twerk,
Your lines make the garbagemen berserk.

 

[AviVulza]

That was bad dude, you're slackin'
Just leave, you'd best get packin'
Make sure your next verse is alright,
Or I guess I'll say goodnight.

Sweet burn, no pun intended,
you're a cross dressing peasant, betrayed by those you defended
But when I come, under fire I can hashtag handle it.
If God's in your corner, girl you need better management.

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

Sweet burn, no pun intended,
you're a cross dressing peasant, betrayed by those you defended
But when I come, under fire I can hashtag handle it.
If God's in your corner, girl you need better management.

But forgive me man, I got a mic in my hand
Back when park jams found me trying to see the band
I'm having fun plus the son of my father
Don't worry 'bout it n*gga, you know who we are

 

[AviVulza]

Ninga's a legend, 9000 swag,
I've got 9001, don't mean to brag,
You look like Miley when you twerk,
Your lines make the garbagemen berserk.

I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts,
Rather, I'm rich, I've got fat stacks and super PACs,
we all know what went down, in your 2 second ago election,
you're a decent politician, with a winning complextion.

 

[ThisJKid]

Sweet burn, no pun intended,
you're a cross dressing peasant, betrayed by those you defended
But when I come, under fire I can hashtag handle it.
If God's in your corner, girl you need better management.

The burn is sweet, 420 blaze it,
Red, green or purple haze it,
Wait, no weed jokes?

Rewind, unicorn.

Horn on your head,
Headbutt us and we're dead,
I don't defend, I'm all alone,
Brb, gotta answer the phone.

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

The burn is sweet, 420 blaze it,
Red, green or purple haze it,
Wait, no weed jokes?

Rewind, unicorn.

Horn on your head,
Headbutt us and we're dead,
I don't defend, I'm all alone,
Brb, gotta answer the phone.

You don't want no problems, ni*ga, leave me
I'm like glaucoma, I'm impossible to see
Def Jam Records giving it to you baby.
Thought and everything now's exactly like it's supposed to be

 

[Zana]

You got to the phone and the bell is a dead tone
The only thing you know is your selfcontrol that's ringing at the bell tone
you think you are cool, when you are not, now its my time, and my girlfriend is hot

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts,
Rather, I'm rich, I've got fat stacks and super PACs,
we all know what went down, in your 2 second ago election,
you're a decent politician, with a winning complextion.

Since you don't know
Ask me if I'm choking no!
When's the album coming out?
Know I'm talking bout?

 

[AviVulza]

The burn is sweet, 420 blaze it,
Red, green or purple haze it,
Wait, no weed jokes?

Rewind, unicorn.

Horn on your head,
Headbutt us and we're dead,
I don't defend, I'm all alone,
Brb, gotta answer the phone.

You get on the phone, whoops! It's your mommy.
You probably came running to her, wrecked by all names, maybe even Tommy.
I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass,
Restructure your face, it's about to fall into grass.