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You do that, too?! Right on. I usually throw a few dozen eggs down the unsuspecting teams throats and run away like a pansy. But I want them to think I'm a pansy. But what you are about to read is actually quite genius. You see, they pursue chase after me with a belly full of chicken eggs, and the more they run, the hungrier they get. The hungrier they get, the more chicken they devour. The more chicken they devour, the angrier the baby chickens inside of them get, and the devoured chicken meshes into their tissue and they instantly hatch into incredible, steroid-abusing chickens with 6 packs, with a much larger body frame than the team members chasing me. I look back, and I see they aren't chasing me anymore, but rather, cringing and moaning in a fetal position on the jungle floor for the few moments before the hulk chickens explode out of their bodies, wearing full diamond armor. I ride the chickens to the cornucopia and they shower me with victories. This strategy works for me most of the time sometimes.I always stock up eggs to throw at teams. Works like a charm
My god.... Someone discovered my strategy.You do that, too?! Right on. I usually throw a few dozen eggs down the unsuspecting teams throats and run away like a pansy. But I want them to think I'm a pansy. But what you are about to read is actually quite genius. You see, they pursue chase after me with a belly full of chicken eggs, and the more they run, the hungrier they get. The hungrier they get, the more chicken they devour. The more chicken they devour, the angrier the baby chickens inside of them get, and the devoured chicken meshes into their tissue and they instantly hatch into incredible, steroid-abusing chickens with 6 packs, with a much larger body frame than the team members chasing me. I look back, and I see they aren't chasing me anymore, but rather, cringing and moaning in a fetal position on the jungle floor for the few moments before the hulk chickens explode out of their bodies, wearing full diamond armor. I ride the chickens to the cornucopia and they shower me with victories. This strategy works for me most of the time sometimes.
what creepers?use creepers to blow the life out of them