Funniest reason you've been banned on a server (outside of MCSG)

[Yin]

Yosuppeeps, I am Yin. Just made this for the heck of it. What is the dumbest reason you've been banned on a server? I was once banned on a greifing server for "griefing".

 

[Ordies]

I was once banned for, no reason.
No, but this isn't meant to start a flame war, against servers.
But I was once banned on the Hive for saying "I purposely said that to be a Inappropriate body part on a male"
For 17 hours.

 

[Burtry]

I was once banned for saying "I have more swag than you" =P

 

[Mooclan]

Eh... Out-talking the Owner of a server. He was being a Feminine Hygene Product to my friend, so I went all dictionary on him and started using words and he was like "What the heck are you smoking? I've never even heard that word before" and stuff.... so yeah.
(I read 3 different dictionaries, one of them twice because it was small and I was bored )

 

[Echo/Haydn]

For being a MCSG staff.

 

[EagleMan]

You are banned for 6 days and 21 hours for ' I was bored '

 

[billyguy1]

I said "swag" twice, which was a banned word.

 

[Pixelatorx2]

When I joined a random server and I said "Hi" I was permabanned.

 

[gcb99]

Weeeeeell
...

 

[darkai202]

Perma-Banned off a few AU PvP servers

I once played on a server where the owner was vegan. I fought him and dominated. Perm banned for "Using a fishing rod"

 

[Beardy]

My friend was banned for MY D*** IS TEN TIMES BIGGER THAN YOURS AND I DID YOU MOM LAST NIGHT SO SHUT THE F*** UP!

Of course, minus the good spelling. My friend may or may not have been trying to get banned for spamming something along the lines of that to him

 

[RC_4777]

I don't have any bans. So nothing funny :/