BaccaBoy1999
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Alright pre-pubescent boys, this is the thread on how to get a grill.
Step one- Find the girl.
The process will be a lot easier if you have a girl in mind.
Step two- Try to hang out
Clubs, classes, anything, she needs to actually know you exist.
Step three- Lunch Table
This is probably the most important step. Making her lunch table assures your position in her friend group.
Step four- Make the FRIEND ZONE
"omg what a dumb idea bro nobody gets out the friend zone omg lies bro this is such a bad idea"
People don't get out of the friend zone because they don't know how. Make her laugh, but don't talk too much. Hang out, but don't text her every 5 minutes. It's all about moderation. Giving her something to work for.
Step five- Get her into minecraft
Trust me, girls love minecraft
Step six- Get mod on MCGamer
Every girl loves a guy with authority, MCGamer staff is obviously one of the toughest things to do, she'll know you're cool and swag.
Step seven- Ask her out on a date of mcsg.
Girls love mcsg
Step eight- Let her win
Do it like a hero. Say some cheesy line like, "I can't go on without you, which is why you must live" and then like burn yourself with flint and steel
She's all yours. Girls love selfless guys.
If you like this thread, leave a like. Tell me what happens!
Step one- Find the girl.
The process will be a lot easier if you have a girl in mind.
Step two- Try to hang out
Clubs, classes, anything, she needs to actually know you exist.
Step three- Lunch Table
This is probably the most important step. Making her lunch table assures your position in her friend group.
Step four- Make the FRIEND ZONE
"omg what a dumb idea bro nobody gets out the friend zone omg lies bro this is such a bad idea"
People don't get out of the friend zone because they don't know how. Make her laugh, but don't talk too much. Hang out, but don't text her every 5 minutes. It's all about moderation. Giving her something to work for.
Step five- Get her into minecraft
Trust me, girls love minecraft
Step six- Get mod on MCGamer
Every girl loves a guy with authority, MCGamer staff is obviously one of the toughest things to do, she'll know you're cool and swag.
Step seven- Ask her out on a date of mcsg.
Girls love mcsg
Step eight- Let her win
Do it like a hero. Say some cheesy line like, "I can't go on without you, which is why you must live" and then like burn yourself with flint and steel
She's all yours. Girls love selfless guys.
If you like this thread, leave a like. Tell me what happens!
