Best One-Liner Quotes

[Spectral_Slayer]

So recently my little brother, he is 4, has been coming up with some amazing one-liners that just crack everyone up. This got me thinking, what one-liners have you heard? It can be something you said as a child or something you have heard somebody else say. This is going to be very interesting I am interested to see what you guys respond

 

[GhostofzCrits_]

camel mhnmmmmrjdmnesgsnd

beautiful

 

[Nirmit|NirmitPlays]

"Try Our Best Everyday"
TheLastGapple CleverFalcon|Nicholas Foltin

 

[Scott]

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

 

[iMightTroll]

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

 

[YourAverageTiger]

why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? The grass tickles them

Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this dump to a whole new level.

Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

shot my first Turkey today. Scared the life out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!

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[Harris|DareDevilMan1]

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

dude thats awesome xD

 

[OGLad_]

"the way she goes" or "the way of the road" both from the trailer park boys

 

[Ceroria]

read and understood

 

[Blazerboy | Noah]

are you from tennessee? because you're like a 6.

 

[JamJoenut]

Stewart Francis and Milton Jones are the kings of the one-liners. Some examples below :

• 'Some people say Birmingham looks great in the summer. I reckon it looks better in the rear view mirror.' - Stewart Francis
• 'The pollen count...that's a difficult job.' - Milton Jones

 

[Spectral_Slayer]

read and understood

You are killing me