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Bored? Depressed? Have a Laugh!

Infinit3

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Welcome to Infinit3MC's "Have a Laugh" thread! The reason I made this thread is that I find myself and others sometimes really depressed or just bored. Then, I thought of a way to cheer them up! In this thread, you will post a joke and the answer to it, then the person below has to do the same thing. This thread is a clean thread so no of the following acts listed in this thread: http://www.minecraftsurvivalgames.com/threads/mcsg-updated-rules-version-3-0.12254/. Also, no INAPPROPRIATE JOKES, Rated E or G Please. This will result in a forum ban from one of the MODS. Don't say I didn't warn you. That is not the meaning of this thread.
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I hope you have read the link I gave you, I am not responsible for any forum bans or something like that since I gave you guys a warning.
Here are the Rules that won't get you banned but will help keep the thread Organized:
-If you would like to post more than one joke, do it on the same post
-Only Jokes, don't post other stuff on this thread if It isn't Necessary (Example: LOL, HAHA, DAT FUNNY BRUH)
-If you like someone's post, instead of saying LOL, just like their post to make them feel happy
-When you write the answer, skip 5 lines so that the reading wont see the answer right away
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Example:
Joke: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? (Skip 5 Lines)




Answer: This is a Horrible Joke .-.
Likes: 999999
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This is basically the thread! I made this at night so please PM me if I forgot something or if I broke one of the rules so I can change it. Remember, NO INAPPROPRIATE JOKES!
 

ArgaJones

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What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho Cheese

Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
 
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Mooclan

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When met with a rock and a hard place, what do you do?
You throw the rock into the ocean.
(Alternate Ending: You jump over the rock.)

What's pink and fluffy and is the size of someone's head?
Cotton candy.

When you have to write an essay, what do you do?
You write three reasons why essays are a waste of time and should be abolished from schools.


As you can tell, I'm not a comedian.
 

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What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel!
 

SixZoSeven

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Life Pro Tip:
If drunk, but need to get home by car and can't get a cab, just drive faster on the road! You'll spend less time on the road!

Life Pro Tip: Save money on expensive binoculars and telescopes by standing closer to the object you wish to view.


(Note: The first LPT is a complete joke and should not be taken seriously.)
 

soggypickle

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How do you get a cat of a tree?
With a rifle.

Why did the school bus crash?
The driver was a watermelon.

What do elephants and plums have in common?
They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Where did the cat go during the bomb attack?
Everywhere.

What's green, white, and red all over?
A frog in a santa suit.

What kind of boomerang doesn't come back?
A 3-legged cat.

Why was the little boy disappointed?
He bought a waterproof sponge.

Why did Jack and Jill roll down the hill?
They were bagels.

(These were all from my open mic night thingy.)
 

ViolentKitten

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.

Knock knock
Who's there?

THE CHICKEN


When I heard that joke I laughed for like a year and I'm not sure why
 

Avesu

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What do you call a snake driving a car?

A problem!

What do you say when a snake misses a catch?

No hands!

What do you say when you mustard (must turd xD)?

Wait for me, I must ketchup (catch up)!!!
 

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