Never fear cold hands again!

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Miko_

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Ever got killed by a Steve because your hands were frozen solid? I'm sure we all have. But fear no more! The developers at Huahwi co, designed a solution for all your hand-warming PvP needs!



It uses amazing high technology that is too much for your brain to comprehend. It uses super-complicated blanket warming technology, it is truly mind blowing!

Here's some reviews from our satisfied customers:

I was just a scrub, but one day, I came across the Huahwi hand-warmers. Ever since I bought them, my life has never been the same. I just started gg10 hearting everyone, the hand-warmers are the only reason I reached the top. Definitively worth it, just for the low-low price of $399.99.

They just make everything ezpz. I haven't lost a game since. #HuahwiCo4President.

gg10 ezpz madcuzbad rekt


You can buy them in different styles. For the extra-manly, I recommend getting one of these bad boys.



Or for the extra-daring;



Order for just $399.99. Price doesn't include vat.

Huahwi co. does not take responsibility for any injuries caused by this product. Side effects may include death, vomiting and severe diarrhea. Use at own risk.


Watch all the comments complaining about how this joke is overused.

Please don't be offended by this thread, it was intended as a joke, so take it as one.


This thread wouldn't be possible, if it wasn't for someone giving me the idea. That someone is...

My grandma!















I lied it was Wyz.
 
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Ceroria

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It's kind of hard to use that when you use your mouse with your nose .-.
 

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