Funniest Joke you Have That's not Cheesy.

[Imanol]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't think you are suppose to just leave the joke their without a answer

 

[Ceroria]

If this isn't funny, I don't know what is.
Ceroria (ZebraNation) 's skill.
(Jk ily bae, you rek me swag like diglet)

 

[hobo1955]

Why are pirates pirates?
They just ARGGGGGHHHHHH!

 

[Waffles]

What has 4 wheels and flies












A garbage truck
(huehueheu)

 

[TheCornStealer]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead.

 

[DatPikachu]

what's a pirate's favorite letter? you'd THINK it's r, but it's acutally the c

(this isn't cheesy to me but u might think it is)

I dun get it.

 

[LittleRawr_]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead.

Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the dead one. Why the third monkey? He thought it was a game. Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? Because it's a fridge. Why was the girl under the tree crying? Because 3 monkeys and a fridge fell on her.

Don't you hate it when sentences don't end the way you thought they testicles?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

 

[Bamber]

So, can we not have any racist, sexist, inappropriate or rude jokes?


Cuz that takes away about half my arsenal.

 

[Lively]

Anything Monty Python.

 

[DatPikachu]

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

 

[Henry]

What do you call a happy Farmer?? A jolly Rancher!

WAIT WHERE DO YOU HEAR THAT I SWEAR I MADE THAT UP ;-;

 

[IronOre12]

In Queso emergency, pray to Chesus!