Hi, I'm the USA.

[United_States_of_America]

I need no introduction.

 

[SirCumstances]

y u lose at world cup

 

[Cat_On_A_Poptart]

i live inside u

 

[Ceroria]

... thanks obama...

 

[United_States_of_America]

i live inside u

You're a lucky person.

 

[United_States_of_America]

y u lose at world cup

Because it isn't real football

 

[SirCumstances]

Because it isn't real football

get good at realer footbal

 

[United_States_of_America]

get good at realer footbal

At least we won both World Wars . . .

 

[SirCumstances]

At least we won both World Wars . . .

ur still fat

 

[Cimmy]

Belgium.

 

[RC_4777]

ur still fat

I have a six pack and I'm American

U w0t m17

 

[DatPikachu]

MERCICA! F**K YEAH!