Opening New and Improved Flea Market.

[Skellie]

I am opening a new flea market that will be selling mostly Bulgarian Fleas for approximately $20.67 per ounce of flea. I will include a free bag of exclusive American Fleas with orders over $9000.

We offer discounts for members of the Illuminati, and any MCSG staff member who is also a wizard.

DISCLAIMER: The humans and other beings (corporeal and not) at Thomas' Flea Market are not responsible for any devoured bodies of pets, family members, or yourself found in the woods. Our fleas may or may not be severely carnivorous and have the ability to strip the flesh off an elephant if in hordes of over twenty.

Buy our fleas TODAY. Or tomorrow, whichever you find fancier.

Thomas' Flea Market was brought to life by humans like you. Thank you.

 

[billyguy1]

Twee

 

[Twee]

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[Mooclan]

Hi there,
Around how many fleas are in a single ounce?
- A potential buyer.

 

[Skellie]

Hi there,
Around how many fleas are in a single ounce?
- A potential buyer.

There are about six-hundred and three fleas in a single ounce.

 

[Beardy]

How much is the illuminati discount? I need to see if it fits my price range.

 

[Skellie]

How much is the illuminati discount? I need to see if it fits my price range.

The discount for the Illuminati is 3/5 off. If you are an MCSG staff member who is also a wizard and part of the Illuminati, I'll give you a free ounce of fleas.

 

[Skellie]

I'm getting much dollar from this.

 

[Chris]

Pointless thread is pointless.

 

[Thapple_]

The discount for the Illuminati is 3/5 off. If you are an MCSG staff member who is also a wizard and part of the Illuminati, I'll give you a free ounce of fleas.

I'm getting much dollar from this.

Nu ;c YOU SHALL NOT DOUBLE POST :/

 

[Blazerboy | Noah]

about how many bowls of corn flakes will it take to get 5600 fleas?

 

[Skellie]

Nu ;c YOU SHALL NOT DOUBLE POST :/

It was necessary for the good of the human race. I am sorry for offending you and your people.