Most Awkward Skype Conversations.

[Vaangel]

Jeez! Too much cheeze!
Brb! I'm gonna kill some kids!
EDIT: Haha! I love nolifing!

 

[Cinci | Kame]

OMFG!!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW???????

 

[Cinci | Kame]

This might sound gay xD And if you look at the time its about a One hours or more conversation



Mainly me answering WHAT! then NO!

How was that weird??......it was just plain stupid... I would be pretty ******* annoyed with you if you were doing that kind of **** to me....

^^^^^^
Censoring for the little 8 year olds that play on here

 

[KingJr]

[1/7/2013 6:49:38 PM] tehking: Bro
[1/7/2013 6:49:44 PM] tehking: I'm going to tell you about french kissing
[1/7/2013 6:49:46 PM] tehking: I r a pro
[1/7/2013 6:49:49 PM] tehking: trust me
[1/7/2013 6:50:28 PM] tehking: Okay the thing about french kissing is
[1/7/2013 6:50:33 PM] tehking: you need two people
[1/7/2013 6:50:34 PM] tehking: okay?
[1/7/2013 6:50:43 PM] Joel: OMG
[1/7/2013 6:50:45 PM] Joel: why
[1/7/2013 6:50:51 PM] Joel: dWHJY THE HELL
[1/7/2013 6:50:52 PM] tehking: DUDE SHH AND LISTEN
[1/7/2013 6:51:00 PM] tehking:I FRENCH KISSED 7 HOURS STRIAGHT
[1/7/2013 6:51:02 PM] tehking: LIKE 3 TIMES
[1/7/2013 6:51:03 PM] tehking: DON'T ASK
[1/7/2013 6:51:09 PM] tehking: JUST KNOW I DID IT
[1/7/2013 6:51:23 PM] Joel: ...
[1/7/2013 6:51:23 PM] tehking: okay first you have to kiss your partner slowly
[1/7/2013 6:51:26 PM] tehking: with yo lips
[1/7/2013 6:51:31 PM] tehking: be nice an gentle bro
[1/7/2013 6:51:38 PM | Edited 6:51:39 PM] tehking: then when you both are ready
[1/7/2013 6:52:03 PM] tehking: you will both open your mouths a little so you can have each others tounges in each others mouthies
[1/7/2013 6:52:24 PM] tehking: from there your tounge should go into her mouth and her tounge into your mouth
[1/7/2013 6:52:37 PM] tehking: than have your tounges tangle a little
[1/7/2013 6:52:46 PM] tehking: and push agaiants each other patanitiley
[1/7/2013 6:52:52 PM] tehking: nice and good
[1/7/2013 6:53:02 PM] tehking: remember to take long breaths before you do that tho
[1/7/2013 6:53:09 PM] tehking: cause you will both forget how to breath
[1/7/2013 6:53:21 PM] tehking: cause you will both find it strange but then enjoy it more as you do it some more
[1/7/2013 6:53:36 PM] tehking: you will be so traped into the french kissing
[1/7/2013 6:53:44 PM] tehking: that you will both forget to breath
[1/7/2013 6:53:51 PM] tehking: take long breaths remember before you start
[1/7/2013 6:53:58 PM] tehking: then try to breath through your nose a little
[1/7/2013 6:54:21 PM] tehking: if she's tired after french kissing for 10 mins because she forgot to breath
[1/7/2013 6:54:22 PM] tehking: then it's okay
[1/7/2013 6:54:29 PM] tehking: just give her a breather bro
[1/7/2013 6:54:37 PM] tehking: also don't EVER
[1/7/2013 6:54:41 PM] tehking: AND I MEAN EVER
[1/7/2013 6:54:47 PM] tehking: BITE HER ******* TOUNGE
[1/7/2013 6:54:55 PM] tehking: AS IN, DON'T CLOSE YOUR ******** MOUTH
[1/7/2013 6:55:04 PM] tehking: you will both be trading A LOT OF ******** SALIVA
[1/7/2013 6:55:05 PM] tehking: JUST KNOW THAT
[1/7/2013 6:55:19 PM] tehking: SOUNDS GROSS RIGHT NOW FOR A FEW PEOPLE
[1/7/2013 6:55:22 PM] tehking: BUT TRUST ME IT'S OKAY
[1/7/2013 6:55:42 PM] tehking: I would reccomend french kissing in PRIVATE
[1/7/2013 6:55:48 PM] tehking: NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT IN PUBLIC
[1/7/2013 6:55:52 PM] tehking: THAT'S JUST A LITTLE STRANGE
[1/7/2013 6:55:58 PM] tehking: I've taught you all I know
[1/7/2013 6:56:04 PM] tehking: GL with your french kisser buddy or w/e
[1/7/2013 6:56:46 PM] Joel: ok u may stop now
[1/7/2013 6:56:52 PM] tehking: kk
[1/7/2013 6:57:36 PM] tehking: also
[1/7/2013 6:57:42 PM] tehking: if your having any trouble figuring out my words
[1/7/2013 6:57:47 PM] tehking: check this out for a guide
[1/7/2013 6:57:48 PM] tehking: *A link to a site with some things*
FYI this isn't even in the toppest weridest conovo's i've had on skype

 

[Hend]

How was that weird??......it was just plain stupid... I would be pretty ******* annoyed with you if you were doing that kind of **** to me....

^^^^^^
Censoring for the little 8 year olds that play on here

Well him saying heartbroken and stuff was really weird to me xD

 

[Cinci | Kame]

[1/7/2013 6:49:38 PM] tehking: Bro
FYI this isn't even in the toppest weridest conovo's i've had on skype

Hahahaha! Joel wasn't enjoying that lecture xD. As for the people that think that's gross, you (hopefully) will change your mind about things like that. I love how you had to make sure you told him to not bite down on their girlfriend's tongue. That would be an interesting scene to watch if that happened. As for the public part... my friend and I saw two 50-60 year old couple doing it outside of a theme park.........no comment needed about how sick that was...

 

[soggypickle]

Oh, I also remember this one time a friend of mine gave out my skype to some noob on omegle. He added me on Skype and I was like "who is this"? He says "you know ", then video calls me. I think you can guess what I saw next.

Gotta love those creepy people on omegle. ._.

 

[Krafty]

Oh, I also remember this one time a friend of mine gave out my skype to some noob on omegle. He added me on Skype and I was like "who is this"? He says "you know ", then video calls me. I think you can guess what I saw next.

Gotta love those creepy people on omegle. ._.

THE HORROR

 

[Minicraft132]

Wow , that was random Crafty

 

[Captain Dak]

Dats a good French kissing guide

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