Hello MCSG! I am Santa!

[Yin]

I want a puppy, I want a kitty, I want a gumball machine, I want your wife.

 

[SantaClause]

I challenge you to a battle SantaClause

I will wreck you noobs!

 

[SantaClause]

Santa! It's been a while since we talked, eh? Do you remember me?
I'm that child that caught you stealing my gallon of milk! D:<

Anyways, I would like an alternate Minecraft account because..
I want to redo my stats on here and on the Hive, and I just want a new one overall.

Ho ho ho! The elves are making you an alternative account right now!

I want a puppy, I want a kitty, I want a gumball machine, I want your wife.

STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE

 

[SantaClaws]

I will wreck you noobs!

Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

 

[SantaClause]

Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

Ho ho ho! I certainly don't! I need to travel the world!

 

[Dusk]

Ho ho ho! I certainly don't! I need to travel the world!

Speaking of which, how old is Rudolph? Can I buy him off you?

 

[EditingXBL]

SantaClause

But that's what I want for Christmas and your job is to give me what I want. giggity goo

 

[SantaClause]

Speaking of which, how old is Rudolph? Can I buy him off you?

He's a couple thousand years old! AND NO HES NOT FOR SALE

SantaClause

But that's what I want for Christmas and your job is to give me what I want. giggity goo

That doesn't include prostitution Mister! I might just put you on the naughty list for that one!

 

[Redwash11]

All I want for Christmas... is Santa Claus!!

 

[SantaClause]

All I want for Christmas... is Santa Claus!!

Aww! Thank-you!

 

[Twee]

Santa is beeg nub dant trei to treck me u cent truhard yu beg nub

 

[MNGLOGANp]

Santa can you get me a life.
A lot of other kids at my school have one and I'm jealous :c